{"id":21,"date":"2010-02-18T17:51:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T17:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sharpfocusmedia.com\/noah\/wordpress\/?p=21"},"modified":"2010-02-18T17:51:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T17:51:00","slug":"my-wife-left-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"My wife left me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yes, it’s true.  But, I’ve got the flu, so I guess it’s OK.  I’m holding down the fort at home, just because Amanda didn’t want to get sick and all.  She even took the dog.  This is starting to sound like a country song…<\/p>\n

Actually, I guess — truth be told — I kicked my wife out of the house.  \ud83d\ude09  Can’t afford her getting the flu, too, with Noah.  Thankfully, she’s doing well.<\/p>\n

Off to take my meds…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yes, it’s true.  But, I’ve got the flu, so I guess it’s OK.  I’m holding down the fort at home, just because Amanda didn’t want to get sick and all.  She even took the dog.  This is starting to sound like a country song… Actually, I guess — truth be told — I kicked my … Continue reading My wife left me…<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-noah"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1h4Mp-l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}