{"id":7638,"date":"2020-05-25T19:20:59","date_gmt":"2020-05-26T00:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/?p=7638"},"modified":"2020-05-25T20:01:14","modified_gmt":"2020-05-26T01:01:14","slug":"mom-what-does-that-red-triangle-button-do-on-your-car-oh-thats-the-emergency-ejection-button-you-dont-ever-want-to-push-it-it-will-shoot-you-out-of-the-car-like-a-rocket-pare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/?p=7638","title":{"rendered":"Mom, what does that red triangle button do on your car? Oh, that\u2019s the emergency ejection button. You don\u2019t ever want to push it. It will shoot you out of the car like a rocket.  #parentingshouldbefun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/scontent.cdninstagram.com\/v\/t51.2885-15\/sh0.08\/e35\/s640x640\/100513908_554499758786259_3902927905376425402_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&amp;_nc_ohc=4DTXinM9HTwAX-j3cgU&amp;oh=c660a609e7814d4a808ba8b4bf005265&amp;oe=5EF4049B\" title=\"Mom, what does that red triangle button do on your car?\nOh, that\u2019s the emergency ejection button. You don\u2019t ever want to push it. It will shoot you out of the car like a rocket.\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Mom, what does that red triangle button do on your car?\nOh, that\u2019s the emergency ejection button. You don\u2019t ever want to push it. It will shoot you out of the car like a rocket.\" src=\"https:\/\/scontent.cdninstagram.com\/v\/t51.2885-15\/sh0.08\/e35\/s640x640\/100513908_554499758786259_3902927905376425402_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent.cdninstagram.com&amp;_nc_ohc=4DTXinM9HTwAX-j3cgU&amp;oh=c660a609e7814d4a808ba8b4bf005265&amp;oe=5EF4049B\" class=\"image \"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[1875],"class_list":["post-7638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-instagram-photo","tag-parentingshouldbefun"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1h4Mp-1Zc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7639,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7638\/revisions\/7639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/family.sharpfocusmedia.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}